Why Blake Oakfield gave up surfing…

Blake Oakfield is 38-year-old former surfing world champion from the New South Wales coastal town of Narmucca Bay. He has competing responsibilities – a pregnant wife with two children, and a lifelong dedication to the surf gang he founded as a young man, the Mucca Mad Boys. After having his balls shot off during a gang fight with their main nemesis, the Fennel Hell Men, Blake gave up on his surfing career. He claims that his current occupation is keeping Narmucca Bay safe from the Fennel Hell Men.

Watch as former surfing World Champion Oakfield recounts the night of the fateful gang fight and the swinging shaft that saved him.

Warning – nudity, horror, improbability (rated M)